[MONSTER ENERGY]
★ THE FUEL OF CHOICE
This beast keeps me alive.
When coding at 3am, Monster is there.
When gaming till sunrise, Monster is there.
When doing absolutely nothing useful,
Monster is STILL there.
> FLAVORS:
- White (for when you need LESS sugar also laced with estrogen)
- Mango Loco(my beloved)
- Pipeline Punch(tastes like heaven)
> CONSUMPTION PATTERN:
[=====-----] 40% daily capacity
Currently: 2-3 a day minimum
Peak sessions: 10-12 (im alive somehow)
> EFFECTS:
- Heart racing: YES
- Hands shaking: YES
- Productivity: DEBATABLE
- Sleep schedule: DESTROYED
- Existence: SUSTAINED
> QUOTE:
"I don't need energy drinks"
- People who sleep at normal times
[IT'S NOT A PROBLEM]
It's a LIFESTYLE choice.
My heart is probably 50% Monster at this point.
Doctor? Never heard of her.
[ENERGY DRINKS ARE ENOUGH]